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Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

White-Washing the Bathroom Stall

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A Slow Clap for That Pun That Only Drugs Could Produce

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Crappy Times With Friends

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The New Drinking and Sleeping Craze That's Sweeping the Nation

Text - I've had more than my fair share of shots of bedding over the past few days #randomdomesticuniverse Like Comment Share likes this Rarcode Shots of bedding? Is this a new drinking craze I dont know about Unlike 3 28 August at 19:17 Linenqueur Unlike 2 28 August at 19:18 Mosheeto 28 August at 20:46 Unlike 3 Duvetri 28 August at 20:55 Like White cushion! 28 August at 22:39 Like 1 Pillow colada 28 August at 22:40 Like 1 joquilto 29 August at 09:30 Like 2 This is amazing Vodka and Bed bull 29

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Synonyms Are a Powerful Thing

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Can We Get a Short, Thin Rimshot Please?

Text - Mon at 20:07 Edited I went to the library today,l asked"have you got the new book about tiny penis's" she said,I don't think its in yet said "yes, that's the one" 18 likes 1 comment Like Comment Share

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I Feel a Sea Change Coming in This Friendship

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Heavenly Angle

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Robin's Ready to Run the Jewels

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Shock Humor

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Punissimo!

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No Memes at the Dinner Table

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This Conversation Really Went Down the Tubes

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This Thread Is Giving Me A Haddock

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