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Get the latest on the Olympics at Roflympics, now featuring zero percent Chris Brown!

Despite Brazilian authorities demanding that Ryan Lochte remain in Rio, the American swimmer has fled the country and is already home in the United States.

Team USA swimmers Ryan Lochte and Jimmy Feigen were allegedly robbed at gun point. So, while the pending investigation continued, both swimmers were ordered by Brazilian authorities to remain in Rio.

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We don't have a site for Mars, but we DO have one for the Olympics! Check it out here!

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GJ, Sochi utilities committee, GJ...

Russia's unpreparedness for the Sochi Olympics has been widely publicized, but now it seems like their shoddy construction runs right down the bathroom doors in the Olympic village.

American bobsledder Johnny Quinn got trapped in one of the bathrooms because the door jammed. Thankfully, Quinn's bobsled training involved a lot of... ahem... forceful thrusting. Rather than face a slow, agonizing death in a Sochi dook hut, Quinn used himself as a battering ram to break through the door to freedom.

After all, he's an American! He knows all about freedom!

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