Kim Kardashian Has a Branded iPhone Game (Already Terrible) and People Were Really Upset That it Went Down This Weekend (Somehow More Terrible)

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I wish to the powers that be that I was not making that headline up. From what I can gleam in skimming the description (because anything more than a quick skim would cause a mortal's face to melt like in the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark) the game is about your rise to fame through photoshoots and modeling. And there's a rival named Willow, or something. When the servers for the game went down this weekend, people were none too pleased about it:







These are all grown-ass adults. Good night, everyone.

Indeed, M'Lady, Your Phrasing is Impeccable!

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This Ms. "Kardashian" does appear to be a hussy of the highest degree. Indubitably!

There Are Going to Be a Lot of Kids With Weird Names in a Few Years

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Odds are there will be someone in their preschool class named Daenerys.