Phone Infidelity?!

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There Was a PSA About Ferguson at the MTV Music Awards, so of Course the Kardashians Were Texting Through it

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MTV: Not music. Kardashians: Not noteworthy. People: Still kind of terrible.

Hat tip to Uproxx.

That Terrible Kim Kardashian Phone Game? Somebody Running the EPA's Twitter Account is All Up in That.

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But hey, at least they own up to it pretty well:

Kim Kardashian Has a Branded iPhone Game (Already Terrible) and People Were Really Upset That it Went Down This Weekend (Somehow More Terrible)

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I wish to the powers that be that I was not making that headline up. From what I can gleam in skimming the description (because anything more than a quick skim would cause a mortal's face to melt like in the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark) the game is about your rise to fame through photoshoots and modeling. And there's a rival named Willow, or something. When the servers for the game went down this weekend, people were none too pleased about it:







These are all grown-ass adults. Good night, everyone.

Don't Act Like That's Not How the Wedding Went

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She'll be Here All Week, Folks

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With Trembling Hand He Produced a Knife and Totally Bought That Artisan Candle Set

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