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It's time to get some exercise. Stretch those legs, get yourself going today, don't let yourself become one with the couch. Enjoy some of these hilarious high-tempo puns and jokes that will have you gasping for breath.

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Grammar Matters, Kids!

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How Does This Happen?

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Burning Those Calories With the Power of Reading

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Not the Best Comparison, Bro

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He's Getting Better Every Day

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Get That Hydrating Crap Outta Here, Jill

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You're Going to be so Healthy After This One

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Facebook, You Devil You!

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