Apparently, this is the real deal, and not a translation mistake. Chinese fashion firm Xiamen Jinzhi cites Keller's "philanthropist spirit" as the driving force behind the marketing decision to sell this line of sunglasses.

Rumor has it they're producing a line of summer dresses too, which will be available in blue or red or green or orange or yellow or purple or some other color. Hard to tell.

Zomg! What are my teeth trying to tell me? AND DON'T TELL ME TO BRUSH MORE OFTEN

...oh. Well that's a good deal, I guess. #iexpectedsomuchmore

Well that's just, like, your oppinion, man.

Thanks, MOM