Zomg! What are my teeth trying to tell me? AND DON'T TELL ME TO BRUSH MORE OFTEN
...oh. Well that's a good deal, I guess. #iexpectedsomuchmore
Well that's just, like, your oppinion, man.
Apparently, this is the real deal, and not a translation mistake. Chinese fashion firm Xiamen Jinzhi cites Keller's "philanthropist spirit" as the driving force behind the marketing decision to sell this line of sunglasses.
Rumor has it they're producing a line of summer dresses too, which will be available in blue or red or green or orange or yellow or purple or some other color. Hard to tell.