I'm torn between the thorns and language. Oh well, I'll just go with person.
Dime tus secretos, bolsa!
"But-a Mario! Andres Iniesta is-a so clutch! And Xavi ees a weezard around-a midfield! What can-a we do?"
"One-a word, Luigi. Balotelli!"
I just amo you so much, I'll never to leave his or her.