Chee on yuor favort athlets an teems ovre at ROFLympics 2012!

What's the matter, Turkey? CHICKEN? Bock, bock, ba-cah!!!

"But-a Mario! Andres Iniesta is-a so clutch! And Xavi ees a weezard around-a midfield! What can-a we do?"

"One-a word, Luigi. Balotelli!"

Quick, give England more forza! They need it badly!

When it comes to soccer, Brazil and Argentina hate each other. When in Brazil, and someone asks you who the greatest soccer player of all time is, it's Pelé. When in Argentina and someone asks you the same question, it's Diego Maradona. Getting them confused could get you in big trouble...

I won't spoil the ending, but there are goals aplenty for sure! We're still trying to figure out why there was no stoppage time.

Hopefully they aren't playing soccer WHILE doing archery.