Dude Where's My Shoe?

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Dude Where's My Shoe?
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WATCH AND LISTEN TO ANYTHING YOU CAN impress us wi h your expensive knowledge summary edito art, culture and society portraits & special focuses fashion editorals no skateboards please bikes or boards DUDE WHERE'S MY SHOE? AS THEIR VERY OWN say hello wave goodbye no shit on the floor it'S bitchin' customers own property

This is a Pets, Shoes, and Shirts-Free Zone!

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This is a Pets, Shoes, and Shirts-Free Zone!
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Let's go over the possibilities here:

1) You can't bring pets or shoes, but a shirt is required.

2) You can't bring shoes for your pet, but a shirt is required.

3) You can't bring shoes for your pet, but a shirt for your pet is required.

4) You can't bring pets, and you must wear and shirt and shoes.

5) None of them are required.

6) You can bring some Tylenol because your head hurts after reading this stupid sign.