Meanwhile the more conservative branch of "Orthodox Koreans" are wondering when all of this madness will stop. "Next he'll say we can watch the hit television show Friends. What has this nation become?!"

Pizza with shellfish doesn't sound too appetizing either.

Show someone you care, give them Herpes (Pizza).

The pursuit of deliciousness is most noble a cause.

The Pizza wanted to cut itself...Into 8 Pieces!