But I Mostly Stay Closed

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When exactly is 'some time'?

Truth in Advertising

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I'm Sorry You Are, Too

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By Unknown
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I Don't Know Weather To Enter

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Gran Openy!

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The right explanation is the most obvious.

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NOTICE-PUBLIC BAR Our public bar is presently not open because it is closed. MANAGER

Farce error

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FARCE Why farce open ove OK