"What? What did yew say ta me? We're the only ones who care? Well screw yew tew, boi!"
More Olympics funny over at ROFLympics 2012!
America prefers not to be the runner-up. Instead, we like to be the 1-er up.
Well I declare that tin is the new gold...
... hooray! I win!
Yes, she is a hurdler, and yes, her last name is "Stambolova." We really can't make this crap up!