"What? What did yew say ta me? We're the only ones who care? Well screw yew tew, boi!"

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America prefers not to be the runner-up. Instead, we like to be the 1-er up.

Well I declare that tin is the new gold...

... hooray! I win!

Yes, she is a hurdler, and yes, her last name is "Stambolova." We really can't make this crap up!

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