North Korea in the House Tonight

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I think the youtube description fits this best: "There ain't no party like a Pyongyang party because a Pyongyang party is ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY."

Scenes From the Pyongyang Friendship Fair in North Korea

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Scenes From the Pyongyang Friendship Fair in North Korea
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The entire country of North Korea is one big Orwellian nightmare. No one is allowed to own a cell phone, hotel rooms are bugged with audio surveillance equipment, and loudspeakers blast government propaganda on city streets. Due to this array of little perks that the citizens of North Korea have to admire, forgive us if we're a tad bit suspicious of their "Pyongyang Friendship Fair" which took place last month. All in all, it doesn't seem like too much of an olive branch to the cultures of other countries. More like an olive twig. But hey, they even threw in a few European guys to look diplomatic! Right.

The Dear Leader's Beverage of Choice

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The Dear Leader's Beverage of Choice
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"Crabonated" Beverage from North Korea. Photo by Dr. Leonid Petrov

Grorious Reader is So Benevorent and Generous!

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Grorious Reader is So Benevorent and Generous!
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Meanwhile the more conservative branch of "Orthodox Koreans" are wondering when all of this madness will stop. "Next he'll say we can watch the hit television show Friends. What has this nation become?!"

Glorious Korean People's Nation Has Sunniest Sun!

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Glorious Korean People's Nation Has Sunniest Sun!
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Shining Democratic People's Korea has best sun! If you disagree, it's hard rabor time!

Naughty, Naughty!

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Naughty, Naughty!
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Everyone should start calling them by these names. Some people may not be Seoul-d on the idea, but who cares!