Who wouldn't like a surprise visit from the leader! The leader makes every day a happy day!
Meanwhile the more conservative branch of "Orthodox Koreans" are wondering when all of this madness will stop. "Next he'll say we can watch the hit television show Friends. What has this nation become?!"
Why can't we all just get along?
And what if it actually is as grorious as they say it is?
Everyone should start calling them by these names. Some people may not be Seoul-d on the idea, but who cares!
Shining Democratic People's Korea has best sun! If you disagree, it's hard rabor time!
Do it, or face hard labor!