WOOOO WE'RE NUMBER ONE

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"What? What did yew say ta me? We're the only ones who care? Well screw yew tew, boi!"

'MURIKA!!!

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What do you get when you take a Burger King whopper and put 1000 slices of cheese on it? An extra large helping of freedom, that's what.

And heart disease, but that's another story.

So... I Get the Feeling You're a Republican?

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Just an inkling, I don't know.

Why Hello There, Insanity Wolf!

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You're looking mighty patriotic today!

Amurika: A Brayf Histry Y'all

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'Murika was founded in 1636 by Jesus Christ, along with a colony of approximately 200 angels. But they weren't them sissy angels with the little feathery wings. These were like badass Harley ridin' angels that could spit fire and turn water into Coors Light.

O Beautiful for Super Size

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God shed some pounds off me!