The Utensil Hierarchy

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The Utensil Hierarchy
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You may be cooler than the fork people, but the spork people still have a leg up on you.

Creepy First, then Happiness

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Creepy First, then Happiness
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For clarification, it says: "He may bring the happiness to you!?". The interrogative tone has me a bit worried here.