The Utensil Hierarchy

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chopsticks,eating utensil,fork people,happiness,silverware,spork people
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You may be cooler than the fork people, but the spork people still have a leg up on you.

Because Artificial Happiness Just Won't Do

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artificial happiness,happiness,most comfortable
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Creepy First, then Happiness

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baby,creepy,doll,happiness,toy,wait what
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For clarification, it says: "He may bring the happiness to you!?". The interrogative tone has me a bit worried here.

Fortune Cookie FridayOnly Happy Until You Wake Up

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fortune cookie,happiness
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Nothing happines unless first a dream.

It Really Is Contagious

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expression,happiness,poorly worded,product,virus
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