Oh Say Can You Save the Queen?

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I see stripes, but I see no stars. What gives?

... Uh huh... Uh huh...

... Oh, the stripes make one big asterisk? Kill yourself.

Clearly Americans Are Just a More Careful, Mindful People

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It has nothing to do with an over-complicated legal code and an obsession with lawsuits. Nothing of the sort.

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