Why Would You Need a Case for Your Wurst?

Favorite
Why Would You Need a Case for Your Wurst?
- -

Oh I don't know, maybe for a WURST CASE SCENARIO, heyo!

Helpen Me! I am in Need of Unterstützung!

Favorite
Helpen Me! I am in Need of Unterstützung!
- -

Any helfen with this matter vould be greatly geschätzt!

Hey Mediterranean Sea, What's With the Attitude?

Favorite
Hey Mediterranean Sea, What's With the Attitude?
- -

"I'm just sick of all these idiots swimming in me! It really agitates me!"

Proper Toilet Brush Use

Favorite
Proper Toilet Brush Use
- -

Don't use it like the guy on the far left unless you want an ickyischgrossgustingsbacterialinfektionsichness.

Get It Right, You Föl!

Favorite
Get It Right, You Föl!
- -

Y'know, Germany has been taking a lot of crap from us lately. It's high time they had a little revenge. After all, let's not forget that English is a Germanic language!