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Zomg! What are my teeth trying to tell me? AND DON'T TELL ME TO BRUSH MORE OFTEN

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Fortune Cookie Friday!

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Even though it doesn't make sense, it sounds strangely foreboding.

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The author might have been a little upset at her significant other that day

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You're not the boss of me, fortune cookie

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Fortune Cookie Friday: Looking Forward to a Less Dangle-y Future

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Neither Did Proper Grammar

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