I know you're not that into but what are your options, walk all the other way end of the bar and talk to someone else? You're 26 and it's already midnight. I think it's time for you to settle.
Cut that out.
I mean, you're good for another couple of years until girls start becoming interesting.
The kid is ambitious.
This is not what they wanted.
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