I say, old bean, you look dreadfully jelly of my swag!
I see stripes, but I see no stars. What gives?
... Uh huh... Uh huh...
... Oh, the stripes make one big asterisk? Kill yourself.
It's okay, England! Sorry about the whole "tea" thing.
Launching backup program: overcast skies, blowing winds and miserable drizzle with occasional 15-minute sunbreak to give you false hope.
"Mmm, yes, quite so! Cheers for the heads-up!"
"Right, which one is that?"
"Erm... Wight, I think? No, no, no. Maybe the Inner Hebrides."
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