Launching backup program: overcast skies, blowing winds and miserable drizzle with occasional 15-minute sunbreak to give you false hope.
"What, did you get a raise at work or something?"
It's okay, England! Sorry about the whole "tea" thing.
"Right, which one is that?"
"Erm... Wight, I think? No, no, no. Maybe the Inner Hebrides."
Also, Germany would like to have a word with you.
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