Quick! Mobilize Stingray Fleet 2 Alpha immediately!

Either the journos ovah theah at WSJ are jokin' around big toime, or they're just a load a' ockahs. I can't tell, meself.

Yes, we do throw shrimp on "barbies," but not as often as you might think. And no, all our women aren't named "Sheila."

After marriage - She is like the Antarctic Frigid.

Screw it, I'm out! Done! Done-zo!