"I'm Gonna Stab Ya in the Chest With Me Sword, Ya Drongo!"

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"I'm Gonna Stab Ya in the Chest With Me Sword, Ya Drongo!"
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"Hold on theeea, mate. No chest stabbing. You know why." "You're right. How could I be so insensitive?"

Nevah Trust Pollies! (Never Trust Politicians)

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Nevah Trust Pollies! (Never Trust Politicians)
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Ya reckon those Seppo blokes readin' this'll get it? Buckley's chance, mate. (You reckon the Americans reading this will understand it? No chance, mate).