It has nothing to do with an over-complicated legal code and an obsession with lawsuits. Nothing of the sort.

America prefers not to be the runner-up. Instead, we like to be the 1-er up.

MER THEN SCERTLERND, ERRLERND, AND ERNGLERND!!!

The sky is blue, the sun rose in the east, and England and France still hate each other's guts. Everything's normal!

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