Meet Clark Parker

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Meet Clark Parker
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By James Warner
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It's the mighty morphin' spider-man of steel! No, wait, it's FIVE of them!

Failmas

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Failmas
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I can't really decide what the best feature of this product is. The tricycle itself is pretty awesome. The bumper has a sticker on the back that says "Amused" in smiling letters while the front of his bike says "SPIDER MAN POWER SPIDER MAN". His license plate is his model number and the tricycle's console has a "SUPER D/VD" player in it. Aside from that, I really like the fact that his head comes in a bag and you have to attach it to the body yourself. He runs on three "geable batteries" but "pi

You Had One Job to Do, Closed Captioning Guy!

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You Had One Job to Do, Closed Captioning Guy!
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You had captioning job to you captioning job guy to one you had guy do closed job to had you captioning job guy one had closed!

Batman? Spiderman? Make Up Your Mind

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Batman? Spiderman? Make Up Your Mind
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For good measure, they tossed in part of the Justice League logo as well.