What do you get when you take a Burger King whopper and put 1000 slices of cheese on it? An extra large helping of freedom, that's what.

And heart disease, but that's another story.

Just an inkling, I don't know.

Heer in 'Murrika, we don't take kindly ta kindness, ya hear?

You're looking mighty patriotic today!

God shed some pounds off me!