It makes so much sense now!

Wales, you don't count.

MER THEN SCERTLERND, ERRLERND, AND ERNGLERND!!!

Launching backup program: overcast skies, blowing winds and miserable drizzle with occasional 15-minute sunbreak to give you false hope.

"Right, which one is that?"

"Erm... Wight, I think? No, no, no. Maybe the Inner Hebrides."