Okay, Fortune Cookie, What Do You Have in Store for Me This Time?

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I swear to god, fortune cookie, if this is your way of telling me someone broke in and stole my TV, I am NOT going to be a happy camper!

Stop selfing yourself!

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"Please don't self hinmself Thank's."

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