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Hooters Tokyo is making a play to become the premier Tokyo date spot for Valentine's Day by offering two new parfaits (the "Rocket of Love" and the "Volcano of Love," no double entendre there [SARCASTIC EYE ROLL]) and giving a free Hello Kitty x Hooters pin to the first 1,000 customers that day. We're expecting it to also be Tokyo's premier breakup spot when the guys get caught checking out those tiny tight shirts skirts.

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On Feb. 14, Brucie NYC, a hip little Italian spot in Brooklyn's Cobble Hill neighborhood, will be serving dishes such as "Pink Is The Flavor" (scallop, monkfish torchon, grapefruit, beet, breakfast radish) and "Breastiny's Child" (veal breast braciole, pickled fig, sopresatta, goat yogurt), as well as a few Jay-Z inspired choices. (Oysters Rocafella, anyone? How about some Jay-Ziti?)
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Well, that seals the deal: we're all getting lucky in one way or another tonight, am I right? The results themselves here are about on par with what you'd expect for the notorious, romantically-inclined, ever-commercialized holiday. People near and far definitely have the hard hearts on for the knee-buckling kind of orgasm that's artificially love-induced. 

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Rob Ford Valentine's Day Cards!

Scotty2Naughty has created some amazing Valentine's Day cards filled with the sweetest sentiments of Toronto's wacky Mayor, Rob Ford.
Nothing says love like a fat pile of crazy!

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The Gentlemen cut straight to the heart of Valentine's Day (get it? heart? because Valentine's Day LAWL) and let you know what they REALLY think. Because they're all about communication.

It's only a week away, now! Time to start scrambling for dinner reservations and ordering flowers/candy/jewelry/ball gags! Alternatively, time to plan your crying and listening to "All By Myself"!