OkCupid never fails to keep things outside the borders of reasonable expectations. This extremely awkward live tweet tale captures the weirdness of the dating app perfectly. What do you think though? Did she pass up an opportunity to enjoy the sexual services of an old dog with 80+ years experience, or dodge a tired and hungry bullet?

There's a time and place to discuss your relationship woes. Choosing an enclosed airplane at 30,000 feet in the air with no real escape plan is NEVER the way to go.

Because she was forced to sit in the same row, this brave woman did exactly what needed to be done and live-tweeted the entire stomach-churning events of an in-flight breakup.

It's a great measure of assurance to read through these botched attempts, full-fledged romantic fails, and know that there's gotta be someone out there having a worse time of that crazy little thing called love (on Valentine's Day, no less) than your sorry ass. If there's one Pro Tip that stuck out from the pack here, it's that you probably shouldn't opt for gifting the box of fire ants, bro. My best bet is that's the kind of gift that'll never fail to end up biting you in the ass. 

Ah the crazy and ill-conceived things we'll do in the name of love. These poor souls were blinded by lust. At least their stories are providing us an endless source of entertainment.