WTF Headline of the Day: Woman Grows a Potato in Her Snoo Snoo as DIY Birth Control

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A young Colombian woman inserted a potato inside herself in a terrible attempt at contraception. After leaving the potato inside for TWO ENTIRE WEEKS she discovered the potato had started to germinate and grow roots. Colombia Reports claims the offending potato was removed without surgery, and the lasting effects should be psychological only.

The most shocking aspect of this idiotic ordeal is that it the Colombian woman's mother gave her daughter the idea to shove a potato inside of her vagoober. INB4 moms in the United States decide that the birth control pill gives you autism and start stockpiling potatoes.

Better Than Abstinence!

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A Suggestion

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The Next Best Thing to Abstinence

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That Rhyme Got Serious Fast

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There's This Awesome Thing They Have Called "Contraception"

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Problem Solved.

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