Malia Obama is Worth 70 sheep, 50 cows, and 30 goats to a Man in Kenya Who Plans to Buy Her Hand in Marriage

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Malia Obama is Felix Kiprono's ideal woman and the Kenyan lawyer says he plans to offer a plethora of livestock to Barack Obama for the match when he comes to visit the country in July.  He has the support of his family members and has a traditional marriage proposal already planned. I'm guessing Malia, who is currently 16-years-old, probably has a different idea for her future that doesn't involve drinking sour milk and living the "simple life" that Kirprono told The Nairobian he has planned for her. 

Love Is in the Air

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The POTUS Had Some Game Back in the Day

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Michelle's Gettin' Real Sick of Your Nagging, Barry

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Troll Clinton Wants to Tell His Joke Now

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Looks like Mr. President didn't appreciate his important speech being interrupted by hilarity.

Barack Obama Loves You Too

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Say what you want about the guy, but the man is damn near unflappable. When he's not singing Al Green, he's thinking on his feet when interrupted mid-speech.

Overly Attached Michelle Obama is Not a Fan of the Danish Prime Minister

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Some people just aren't a fan of selfie-taking European Union ladies, it seems.