Spider-Man Has a JDate Profile

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Single, Man Seeking Women
18 years old from Queens, New York

Have kids: None
Want kids: Yes
Height: 5'10" (178 cm)
Religion: Culturally Jewish but not practicing
Smoke: Non-Smoker
Education: High School
Occupation: Superhero
Synagogue: Will tell you later

Spider-Man Flees From His Illicit Tryst

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Apparently all five of his appendages can stick to walls.