Right, Because There's No Way Customers Want Unlimited Data

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Right, Because There's No Way Customers Want Unlimited Data
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When it comes to cell phone companies, they always seem to be the ones who most blatantly seek to rip off their customers. There's a reason more and more people are using prepay phones, and this is a prime example.

What *REAL* Married People Text To Each Other

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What *REAL* Married People Text To Each Other
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Butthole is unacceptable, but douche canoe gets a free pass. This makes perfect sense, because "douche canoe" has been scientifically proven to be the sixth-most hilarious two-word phrase in the English language.