Right, Because There's No Way Customers Want Unlimited Data

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When it comes to cell phone companies, they always seem to be the ones who most blatantly seek to rip off their customers. There's a reason more and more people are using prepay phones, and this is a prime example.

Damn You And Your Reasonable Standards, Verizon!

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Shrewd, Verizon

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AT&T! Verizon! AT&T! Verizon!

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PC! Mac! PC! Mac!

What *REAL* Married People Text To Each Other

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Butthole is unacceptable, but douche canoe gets a free pass. This makes perfect sense, because "douche canoe" has been scientifically proven to be the sixth-most hilarious two-word phrase in the English language.

Moms Can't Sext!

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Error: Verizon Has Auto-Flagged Your BS as Spam

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"Can you hear me now? I don't care!"