An Absentee Excuse That's Worth a Lifetime

Favorite
child,Death,died,school,spam,texting
- -

You're welcome, young stranger! Unless this is spam in which case go die in a fire.

Autocowrecks: Not-So-Invisible Children

Favorite
AutocoWrecks,charity,Hall of Fame,hilarious,prank,spam
- -

I went from WHY GOD WHY to laughing to intense feelings of guilt and another entry in the list of reasons why I'm going to hell, all in about 10 seconds.