Don't Chase 'Em

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Don't Chase 'Em
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Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.

Should Have Asked a Couple Hours Earlier

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Should Have Asked a Couple Hours Earlier
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The Romeo and Juliet balcony scene took place in the early morning, too. This is from an evil alternate-reality Romeo and Juliet who spend the entire play throwing pithy one-line insults at each other. They both wear goatees.

Good God, Man!

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Good God, Man!
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Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.

Some People Just Don't Get It

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Some People Just Don't Get It
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From the submitter:

You would think after a month and a half...he'd get the hint

You'd think.