rejection

I dont chase em.
By Alex
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Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.

Some People Just Can't Take a Hint
By Red1991
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From the submitter:

You would think after a month and a half...he'd get the hint

You'd think.

Untitled
By Unknown
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Hitting on strangers: the saddest thing to do on Christmas Day.

By roper71
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I do this to six-year-olds all the time, except instead of "I love you" I say "I'm stupid and I pee my pants!" If I'm lucky they'll look confused and not know what to say. More often, though, they just say "Ewwww you're gross!" and I'll go "Curse you, six-year-old!"

By Unknown
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And "you're mean" begins with "y," as in "Y R U SO MEANNNNN OMG"