Baby, I'd Sleep Like a Baby

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Baby, I'd Sleep Like a Baby
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Wish I were sleeping right now. #firstworldmorningproblems

Some People Just Don't Get It

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Some People Just Don't Get It
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From the submitter:

You would think after a month and a half...he'd get the hint

You'd think.

What I'm Saying Is That I'd Rather Not Kiss You

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What I'm Saying Is That I'd Rather Not Kiss You
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And "you're mean" begins with "y," as in "Y R U SO MEANNNNN OMG"

I Sense a Reluctance to Keep Copying...

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I Sense a Reluctance to Keep Copying...
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I do this to six-year-olds all the time, except instead of "I love you" I say "I'm stupid and I pee my pants!" If I'm lucky they'll look confused and not know what to say. More often, though, they just say "Ewwww you're gross!" and I'll go "Curse you, six-year-old!"

Should Have Asked a Couple Hours Earlier

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Should Have Asked a Couple Hours Earlier
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The Romeo and Juliet balcony scene took place in the early morning, too. This is from an evil alternate-reality Romeo and Juliet who spend the entire play throwing pithy one-line insults at each other. They both wear goatees.