Don't Chase 'Em

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Don't Chase 'Em
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Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.

What I'm Saying Is That I'd Rather Not Kiss You

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What I'm Saying Is That I'd Rather Not Kiss You
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And "you're mean" begins with "y," as in "Y R U SO MEANNNNN OMG"

I Sense a Reluctance to Keep Copying...

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I Sense a Reluctance to Keep Copying...
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I do this to six-year-olds all the time, except instead of "I love you" I say "I'm stupid and I pee my pants!" If I'm lucky they'll look confused and not know what to say. More often, though, they just say "Ewwww you're gross!" and I'll go "Curse you, six-year-old!"

Should Have Asked a Couple Hours Earlier

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Should Have Asked a Couple Hours Earlier
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The Romeo and Juliet balcony scene took place in the early morning, too. This is from an evil alternate-reality Romeo and Juliet who spend the entire play throwing pithy one-line insults at each other. They both wear goatees.