Baby, I'd Sleep Like a Baby

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Baby, I'd Sleep Like a Baby
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Wish I were sleeping right now. #firstworldmorningproblems

What I'm Saying Is That I'd Rather Not Kiss You

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What I'm Saying Is That I'd Rather Not Kiss You
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And "you're mean" begins with "y," as in "Y R U SO MEANNNNN OMG"

Don't Chase 'Em

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Don't Chase 'Em
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Received a text from an unknown number.

As someone who just found out he got rejected, the sender took it like a champ. Still, if he's going to be so insistent on asking "whos this?" he shouldn't respond "WHOA dog don't TRIP c'mon man" when he's asked the same question.

Some People Just Don't Get It

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Some People Just Don't Get It
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From the submitter:

You would think after a month and a half...he'd get the hint

You'd think.