My other half does have great breasticles, so it's an apt nickname!
Your auto correct is obviously defective - it should be correcting "heyyyyy," not "hey."
I went from WHY GOD WHY to laughing to intense feelings of guilt and another entry in the list of reasons why I'm going to hell, all in about 10 seconds.
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Either a very courageous texter or shortcut pranking at its finest.
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