Your auto correct is obviously defective - it should be correcting "heyyyyy," not "hey."
Try it at home!
I went from WHY GOD WHY to laughing to intense feelings of guilt and another entry in the list of reasons why I'm going to hell, all in about 10 seconds.
My other half does have great breasticles, so it's an apt nickname!
never leave your phone lying at the dinner table unattended
A friend lost her number, so cat facts was needed! Then, a bonus follow-up fail on Facebook chat.
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