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The man is a born social media promoter: few scruples, no conscience.
There was a brief moment of mercy toward the end when you told him he had the wrong number, but it was still a little OOC, dude. Luckily he didn't get it.
Your auto correct is obviously defective - it should be correcting "heyyyyy," not "hey."
I went from WHY GOD WHY to laughing to intense feelings of guilt and another entry in the list of reasons why I'm going to hell, all in about 10 seconds.
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