I Sense a Reluctance to Keep Copying...

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I Sense a Reluctance to Keep Copying...
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I do this to six-year-olds all the time, except instead of "I love you" I say "I'm stupid and I pee my pants!" If I'm lucky they'll look confused and not know what to say. More often, though, they just say "Ewwww you're gross!" and I'll go "Curse you, six-year-old!"

Mommy's Drug Addiction Revealed

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Mommy's Drug Addiction Revealed
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An addiction that creates stress, speeds the aging process, and eats at your bank account? Yep, sounds like parenting. Or crack. But mostly parenting.

Ain't That Some Sh*t

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Ain't That Some Sh*t
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It'd still be a fail even if s/he hadn't missed the "r" in "shirts." YES SMELLING OTHER PEOPLE'S SHIRTS IS CREEPY.