My Advice: Less Caffeine and Fewer Crazy Pills

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My Advice: Less Caffeine and Fewer Crazy Pills
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More proof that nobody under the age of 16 needs or deserves a cell phone.

Where Am I? WHO Am I?

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Where Am I? WHO Am I?
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"The Bourne Identity" would have been a much shorter movie if Jason Bourne had just kept his cell phone number with all his contacts still logged.

I Guess It Actually Worked

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I Guess It Actually Worked
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How do you lose something after you drop it? Did it flex into a tube shape and roll under the couch? Did it sprout legs and run away?