So many things are wrong with this, depending on what kind of person you are.

Normal person: FAIL. The mom gets a housecleaning tool while everyone else gets fun toys. How sexist and unfair!

Tech geek: FAIL. An iron isn't wireless!

Grammar Nazi: FAIL. That's NOT the proper capitalization of "iron" afffghaghaghfahga so upset

...but iNever seem to get enough candy.

Ugh, people who blast music through their iPod earbuds in public. Especially the Mulan soundtrack. We really need to work on your people skills.

At least he still has both his hands.