What I'm Saying Is That I'd Rather Not Kiss You

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And "you're mean" begins with "y," as in "Y R U SO MEANNNNN OMG"

Steve M-F Smith FAIL

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From the submitter:

This is what happens when your friend doesn't tell you he changed his number...

Choking Hazard

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What I'm saying is that you have a small penis.

The Bitch Is Back

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From the submitter:

Bane of my existence constantly coming to my door because she is allergic to music.

Sadly, your relationship with your neighbor has just been taken to a whole different level of awkward.