From the submitter:
Bane of my existence constantly coming to my door because she is allergic to music.
Sadly, your relationship with your neighbor has just been taken to a whole different level of awkward.
What I'm saying is that you should consider either increasing your metabolic rate or lowering your caloric intake - ideally you should combine the two - in the interests of your health. #antijokechicken
Either her mood turned on a dime, or she was too filled with rage to remember to update her mass texting list.