It's Really a Combination of Diet and Exercise

Favorite
It's Really a Combination of Diet and Exercise
- -

What I'm saying is that you should consider either increasing your metabolic rate or lowering your caloric intake - ideally you should combine the two - in the interests of your health. #antijokechicken

The Bitch Is Back

Favorite
The Bitch Is Back
- -

From the submitter:

Bane of my existence constantly coming to my door because she is allergic to music.

Sadly, your relationship with your neighbor has just been taken to a whole different level of awkward.