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As they make phones smaller and smaller, this is my secret fear, especially with touchscreens. Soon all my texts will say "hey do you feel like cnx hogi wejlhnlh vhcio?,)?"

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Ask YOUR dietitian about the wear-less-of-your-stankass-getup plan today!

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My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard, and is 250% their recommended serving of saturated fat.

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Sure is extra future today. Maybe we just need a change from all the nostalgia stuff we've been doing lately.

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