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dial,dialing,fat,fingers,homer,screenshot,simpsons
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As they make phones smaller and smaller, this is my secret fear, especially with touchscreens. Soon all my texts will say "hey do you feel like cnx hogi wejlhnlh vhcio?,)?"

diet and exercise,exercise,fat,insult,run,running
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What I'm saying is that you should consider either increasing your metabolic rate or lowering your caloric intake - ideally you should combine the two - in the interests of your health. #antijokechicken

device,fat,Hall of Fame,ipad,lazy,up
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Sure is extra future today. Maybe we just need a change from all the nostalgia stuff we've been doing lately.

fat,losing weight,makeup,ugly
By Unknown
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Ask YOUR dietitian about the wear-less-of-your-stankass-getup plan today!

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