What I'm saying is that you should consider either increasing your metabolic rate or lowering your caloric intake - ideally you should combine the two - in the interests of your health. #antijokechicken
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My number used to belong to a girl who must have put out quite easily... Random texts from horny dudes looking for booty calls are common.
Sure is extra future today. Maybe we just need a change from all the nostalgia stuff we've been doing lately.
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