emergency

emergency,health,heart attack,siri,unhelpful
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Whenever someone's having a heart attack, the first thing to do is hold an engrossing conversation with them. Act intensely interested in everything they say, because they're likely doing it for attention.

JUST KIDDING KIDS DON'T DO THIS CALL 911

breasts,emergency,flirting,smiley face,testing,tits or gtfo
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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

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