How Fascinating! Tell Me All About It

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Whenever someone's having a heart attack, the first thing to do is hold an engrossing conversation with them. Act intensely interested in everything they say, because they're likely doing it for attention.

JUST KIDDING KIDS DON'T DO THIS CALL 911

SmoothBot

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Slick. He's flirting even while admitting that he's doing it. Still, what kind of emergency system takes an hour to respond?

Angry Harpies

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If this were real, the transcript would probably read something like this.

But Who Was Phony?

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His Last Words Were "What a Smartass"

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Trolled to death.

OH MY GOD YES WE GET IT

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You Best Pick Those Up!

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