I don't think he understands how texting works... Or he's doing a really bad job at avoiding somebody.
How do you lose something after you drop it? Did it flex into a tube shape and roll under the couch? Did it sprout legs and run away?
Well that was pun.
Do you know the joke about the GIVE UP and DELETE FROM CONTACTS LIST?
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