Not Sure If He's Stupid or if He Thinks I Am

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By Arcanasaurus
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I don't think he understands how texting works... Or he's doing a really bad job at avoiding somebody.

I Guess It Actually Worked

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How do you lose something after you drop it? Did it flex into a tube shape and roll under the couch? Did it sprout legs and run away?

Some People Are Slow

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Do you know the joke about the GIVE UP and DELETE FROM CONTACTS LIST?