"Whoops, Wrong Number. I'll Troi Again."

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Autocowrecks: Your Life Is Worth Less Than a Couple Hundred Bucks

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Cutting the Red Wire

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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

Drunk Level Over 9000

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A Handy Shortcut

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Respect She Deserves

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Her son shows up in her contacts list as "Uterus Turd"

Scaring the (Cr)app Out of Them

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