Sorry Teacher, Just Mathting My Friends

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Sorry Teacher, Just Mathting My Friends
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Hey kids, have you heard about our brand-spanking-new site School of FAIL? You should check it out!

It's a Bird! It's a Plane!

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It's a Bird! It's a Plane!
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It'd be too easy for us to make a certain joke here, but it's inappropriate SO WE WON'T.

Respect She Deserves

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Respect She Deserves
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Her son shows up in her contacts list as "Uterus Turd"

Cutting the Red Wire

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Cutting the Red Wire
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In this analogy, the exploding bomb is the girl replying "Ewww, gross, you're a creepy schmuck and I award you two out of ten hottie points" and ignoring me. My bomb-ravaged body represents my self-esteem.

Scribbling "LOL" on College-Ruled Notebook Paper

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Scribbling "LOL" on College-Ruled Notebook Paper
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It's still around, sorta. As long as the Magistrate of Facebook is still doing it...